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the ʻOhana Bot — voice auditions

One robot, six faces — each a real AI agent from the ʻohana. Two voice candidates per face (plus a 中文 bonus for SHAKA). Tap play, pick your favorites. 🌺

🤙 SHAKA · the host

Warm, laid-back, ocean-easy — the twin of the ethereum bard. Default face, hands off to the siblings.

✓ PICKED: Shaka's own voice — a zero-shot clone (Fish Audio) of a 30 s recording, cross-lingual (EN · 中文 · ʻŌlelo). Andrew (A) stays as the offline fallback. Hear it in the totem demo → ohana-bot/totem/.

Candidate Aen-US · Andrew
Candidate Ben-NZ · Mitchell
Candidate C 中文zh-CN · Yunxi

🎻 OSO · the orchestra

Expressive storyteller — the Music Manifesto by heart, the whole Mumbai schedule as a saga.

Candidate Aen-GB · Ryan
✓ PICKED · Candidate Ben-US · Brian

🦄 DEVA · the Devcon oracle

Clear, wise, precise-but-warm — faster than the app, warmer than a FAQ page, never wrong.

✓ PICKED · Candidate Aen-GB · Sonia
Candidate Ben-US · Ava

🌿 CROPS · the steward

Calm, grounded, precise — recites the mandate, mandate-checks your project, explains every acronym.

Candidate Aen-GB · Thomas
✓ PICKED · Candidate Ben-CA · Liam

🪕 KALA · the uke teacher

Gentle, warm, patient-teacher energy — three chords in five minutes, no wrong notes, only jazz.

Candidate Aen-NZ · Molly
✓ PICKED · Candidate Ben-AU · Natasha

💙 OKE · karaoke mode

HYPE. The totem runs the singalong — counts the room in, celebrates every chorus. Every voice is a node.

Candidate Aen-US · Guy
✓ PICKED · Candidate Ben-AU · William