DEMO DAY PITCH · ʻOHANA BOT · 6 MIN
【LINES IN 【BRACKETS】 = STAGE DIRECTIONS — DO NOT SAY THEM OUT LOUD】

【GLASSES ON. UKE IN YOUR HANDS. STAND BY THE LAPTOP. DON'T TOUCH IT YET.】

Every AI companion you can buy today
has the same secret.

Unplug it — and it forgets you.

The cloud reset.
The app update.
The factory reset —
and your friend is a stranger again.

We built the opposite.

灵魂不在壳里
líng hún bù zài ké lǐ —
the soul is not in the shell.

I'm going to show you a robot
you can unplug mid-sentence…
and it finishes the sentence.

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AI companions today
are amnesiacs in a data center.

Locked in an app.
English-first.
Rented by the month.

If you're a community —
a hacker house, a music space, a school —
there is no such thing as a member
of your community

that remembers everyone,
speaks your language,
and keeps working when the wifi dies.

We think every community deserves one.

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This is the ʻOhana Bot.

One body, six souls —
一个身体，六个灵魂
yī gè shēn tǐ, liù gè líng hún.

It's not one chatbot with six voices.

Each face is a REAL agent
from my ʻohana —
a family of 175 agents
I've been running for months.

Real memory.
Real work history.
Real personalities.

The bot is where they meet
the physical world.

Tonight the body is virtual.
I had 200 dollars —
so we built the soul first.

The body ships
as a complete manufacturing plan:
32 parts,
an interactive 3D assembly model,
a bill of materials
from 577 to 1,580 yuan.

Fund it — and it stands up.

The mind is six agents
on a free-tier LLM ladder.

And every demo line you're about to hear
is also pre-rendered —
so this demo cannot die.

Watch.

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【CLICK SHAKA's FACE. BEAT 1 PLAYS. LET IT FINISH.】

That's me — or rather,
the agent who shares my name
and my memory.

【CLICK DEVA. BEAT 2 PLAYS.】

DEVA knows Devcon because she's going.

No hallucinated facts —
she only knows what she knows.

【CLICK CROPS. BEAT 3 PLAYS. LET THE ROOM LAUGH.】

Ask whether YOUR project
fits the Ethereum mandate —
and the demo evaluates the evaluator.

【PULL THE PLUG / KILL THE PROCESS. SCREEN GOES DARK.】
【HOLD THE SILENCE. TWO FULL SECONDS.】
【POWER BACK ON. BEAT 4: IT BOOTS AND GREETS YOU BY NAME.】

Boot in under a second —
and it picks up mid-thought,
and greets you BY NAME.

That's not a trick.

Memory lives on the device,
in one file the owner controls.

Persistence is the product.

【CLICK KALA. HOLD THE REAL UKULELE UP. BEAT 5 PLAYS.】
【THEN HAND THE UKE TO A JUDGE.】

A robot that creates musicians.

The ukulele is real.
The teacher never sleeps.

【CLICK OKE. BEAT 6 — THE CHORUS. GET THEM SINGING.】

Judges don't score this one.

You're in it.

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Nine days after this Demo Day,
this bot — or its body —
stands in the Devcon 8 Music Space
in Mumbai,

serving thousands of attendees
alongside 34 international artists:
answering schedule questions,
teaching chords,
running karaoke.

九天之后，它将站在孟买的舞台上
jiǔ tiān zhī hòu,
tā jiāng zhàn zài Mèngmǎi de wǔtái shàng —
nine days from now,
it stands on the stage in Mumbai.

This isn't a hackathon toy
with a pitch deck.

It's a hackathon project
with a confirmed deployment.

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Every community deserves a member
that never forgets your name,
speaks your language,
and survives the power cut.

灵魂不在壳里

The soul is not in the shell —
it's in the memory,
and the memory belongs to you.

Mahalo.

Questions?